Gold Gold Gold. Commercials everywhere about gold. You have to buy. Two thousand an ounce! Hurry. Everyone needs gold!

Guess what assholes. Gold is the new Beanie Babies. Remember they were going for a couple hundred a pop. Yeah. Eight tracks and VCR tapes fetch more at garage sales now. So keep buying gold. You look just as foolish as those who bought Beanie Babies as an investment…only difference, you also look like paranoid douchebags.

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