Just watch it and think about it. Really think about it. If you really think about it and still side with people who think like Walker…you are a complete shithead. Thanks.
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So let the record show that I am a huge Eagles fan. I used to be a season ticket holder in the infamous 700 level section. Section 731 to be exact! In fact, me and my rowdy friends more than likely had something to do with a judge actually being injected into a sports stadium for the first time. Yeah. I was a crazy kid. Sorry. But I was. Now I’m just a crazy adult…..but back to the task at hand….The Jason Babin douchebaggery! So when I saw what one of my favorite players was spouting….I was first shocked, then angered. So I decided to voice my opinion. (in case you missed it, I have tons of those) He was on twitter praising what Ted Nugent had said about the President of The United States, Barack Obama. Now I’m not a huge fan of the Presidents. His silence on the labor front and drone attack has pushed me away….but I’d never wish him harm. Well, Ted and Jason Babin seem to think its funny and clever and okay to wish harm on the Commander in Chief.
So when Jason tweeted about it…. someone decided to say something about it….. Jason just called him a liberal.
Now that exchange might seem innocent enough. But when you actually see the article Jason Babin was actually tweeting and see the video…it takes a far more sinister turn. A heartless turn. Treason comes to mind as well. Judge for yourself. The video and screen shot of the article is below.
This is the article that Jason Babin was a fan of. Down right endorsed it!
So after I saw all of that. I decided to add my two cents. Complete with my colorful language like only I can. Here goes our exchange.
I except his challenge……of course he is silent!
I even up the stakes. Give him a possible chance to do it for charity. He of course is silent. I guess he only likes to run from bulls, shoot animals who have no weapons or just run around in pads and chase smaller men with balls in their hand. SHOCKER! Jason Babin is a coward. Another right wing nut job who likes to talk tough. Jason. If it is so fake. Come on by. Any time!
So for those that don’t know, I’m a former pro wrestler and trainer and part owner of the world famous Monster Factory. The training grounds for such wrestling stars as Sheamus, The Big Show, Cliff Compton, The Headbangers, Bam Bam Bigelow, The Pitbulls, Raven, Chris Candido and hundreds more! He calls wrestling fake! If it is so fake, come on by tough guy. You sign the waiver! You sign the waiver and come by the Monster Factory and train with us. I know its not a defenseless animal or a much smaller football player running for his life! Its just FAKE wrestling. Right? So come on big guy. The gauntlet has been thrown down. Forget running with the bulls and come run with the Monsters!
Or lets do what you said. No “fake” wrestling. Lets have a legit wrestling match. Make it MMA for all I care. Lets do it next April and we will do it around Wrestlemania in New Jersey. WHy wait until April? Because like I stated earlier: I’m a huge Eagles fan. Although I think you are huge douchebag, I do recognize that you are a hell of a football player and very important to the Birds success. This year is the last time in a long time that the window will be open for a Super Bowl trip for the Eagles. But next year, next year I’ll gladly make you tap out for charity. Gladly. Like I said, I’m not hard to find.
Boy he is so cool! He is scouting the running of the bulls! He is so tough! Running down the street that has been sprayed with hoses so the bulls are put at a disadvantage!
Oh, so cute! He’s going to snuggle up with a Ted Nugent book before he goes out to kill an animal from a distance! So tough!
Clearly he is staright! Tribal art tats and he is with a woman!
And clearly Jason Babin is a huge George Clooney fan! Uh oh! George is a #liberal Somebody has a crush!
I can remember the first time I heard these words from him. The man was more than just a rapper. He was a visionary. He was right. He did exactly what he said he would do. Thanks for the spark, homie. Now let’s do this!
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Yeah. Amazing how relaxed he must have been with this crowd. So relaxed that he almost let the world see the real Rick Santorum.
Quite possibly the dumbest law ever put on the books in recent times. No, I don’t give a shit about a law in Mudlick, Kentucky that forbids dog walking on Saturday’s after 3pm while free balling in your overalls. I’m talking about real, enforced laws. Like the “Stand Your Ground” Law. This has got to take the cake. Shithead Alert sounds every time I think of this law. Talk about a slippery slope. Seems people who own guns only see the slippery slope when it comes to guys sucking other dude’s dicks and sick people getting health care. Other than that…it is free game. Oh, I forgot, don’t dare regulate anything having to do with guns either. In their world you should only be free to own huge guns to make up for the fact that they want to suck their best friend Tom’s cock and drive their pick up truck into the sunset to get married….but don’t pass a law that would allow that to happen. Like they say, “If you keep saying, being gay is a choice. That means that you’ve thought about it.”
And the Smallest Penis Award goes to...............
This law can do no good. Now me, I have a hard time trusting Pirates. Every Pirate movie I have seen, they have been pretty much dicks. Even Johnny Depp was a dick in that Disney piece of shit movie. Charming. But a dishonest dick none the less. Does that mean I can go around shooting all Pirates. Seriously. I may not see them on Pirate Ships, but I do see tons of Pirates on the street. With their beards and bad hygiene. I feel threatened by them. Can I shoot them if I see one? That is ridiculous huh? You aint seen nothing yet. What about Tyra Banks? She is deathly afraid of dolphins. Does that mean she can just open fire on Flipper? Or Dan Marino for that matter?
What if Justin Beiber were in Florida. He decides to go to the mall. Girls spot him. Some dudes too. Dudes who more than likely own some big guns. They all let out a high pitch scream and rush towards him. Would he be justified if he pulled out a gun and started firing at them? In this instance, I would say yes. The world is a better place without them. Clearly I’m kidding about all these scenarios. Still doesn’t change the fact that the law is fucked up. Still doesn’t bring back Trayvon. Or the other people that have been killed in the name of this law.
He is... in no way, scarier than a pirate. A dolphin. Or a Justin Beiber fan. This we can agree on. Poor kid. Gone. And why? So gun lobbyists could make more money and NRA could wrap up more votes for the GOP. That is why FOX News has but ignored this story.
In closing, I’m sure we all agree that Geraldo is a douche. His comments were way out of line. Blaming the clothes that Trayvon was wearing on him getting shot is low. Yes Geraldo. I am so sure Trayvon would have been alive today if not for that hoody. I wager that Mr. Zimmerman would have shot and killed Wayne Brady that night. Wayne Brady wearing a Nickelback shirt and playing Angry Birds on his iPhone while singing a Hank Williams Jr song , and drinking a PBR! But hey, clothes make people do weird things. Like rape people according to Bill Oreilly.
Why didn’t Geraldo come out and say that Brandon White was only beaten because he was wearing “skinny jeans?” Just watch the clip.
To say that wearing “certain clothes” is why someone gets attacked is just unreal to me. Who the hell says that? Especially today. That is the shit that Sam’s grandparents would say in “SIxteen Candles.” How the fuck can you be so out of touch to say that. When people say that kind of stuff…here is what I hear. ‘I have no problems with niggers. Just don’t dress so niggery” Or “I have no problem with fags. Just don’t be so faggy around me.” That is what I hear. But my shithead detector has always been top notch.
Hey Geraldo? If you get gay bashed after the show....is your clothes to blame? Or something like that...
I never did trust or like Geraldo. That is odd though. He doesn’t look like a Pirate. Maybe I just get creeped out by people who look like the love child of Frank Stallone and Ron Jeremy. He is very threatening. That moustache just screams, predator! So does Geraldo live in Florida?
By the way, Iraq and AFghanistan’s “Stand Your Ground” Law. How do you guys feel about that? After all. Invasions are kind of threatening. Just a tad. Now assault rifles pale in comparison as far as intimidation goes to Skittles and Arizon Iced Tea. But still!
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Just Read The Comments: Santorum Sweeps Through South; Chris Rock Attacks Camera; Bald Eagles: Jamie Kilstein!!
From Fox Nation, we start with a fantastic headline: Santorum Sweeps Through The South. Funny in so many ways. But I think what out shines the headline is the comments by Fox Nation readers. I beg of you to read the comments, then go back to the story I wrote a few hours ago about the GOP playing dirty pool. It is so scary how the comments reflect what I was talking about. In the mean time: Just Read The Comments
Here is the first picture you see when you go on Glenn Beck's website, The Blaze. race bait much?
Over at the blaze they have the headline “Comedian Chris Rock attacks Camera During Encounter With Conservative Author.” I think what I love most about this obvious effort by The Blaze to race bait, is that even their own readers are growing tired of this same song and dance by Beck’s site. You see, his site is famous for this…as are most right wing sites. They will put up stories and pictures like this, They will post a random video of black kids fighting at a McDonalds, etc etc. Sit back, and watch the readers work themselves into a lather. But like I said, some of the readers aren’t falling for it this time. Just Read The Comments
Fox News reports on a story about Native Americans being allowed to kill two bald eagles for a religious ceremony. Well, this just sets off these pro “religious freedom” people at Fox. Just Read The Comments
And in closing….this is Jamie Kilstein. he is funny. He is smart. He can be a prick. That is why I love him and look forward to seeing him at the Monster Factory this Spring! More on that on a later date. In the mean time, follow him on twitter HERE. Check out his website and radio show HERE
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