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crap4face’s food4brain: Andrew Breitbart Passes Away; Shithead Judge; More Big Bank Fees


As I was updating my food4brain, I just got word that Andrew Breitbart has passed away. I am truly saddened by the news. Andy might have been a dick to many, but to me he was nothing but civil. We followed each other on twitter and many times we’ve exchanged ideas via DM. Had many a civil discussion. Many a blow up. But always in good fun. I still have one if his tweets favorited on my twitter account. We were joking about “blocking” people on twitter and Andy quickly shot back, “I should have blocked you a long time ago.”

I know Andy deep down inside was still a liberal. My feeling is, he found it easier to make money by doing right wing slanted journalism than left. Left takes research and thinking. Right wing only takes talking points and anecdotes. I would always say this to Andy but he never answered back. Which lead me to believe there was some truth to it.

I never thought he was an awful man. Just misunderstood. I’m going to kind of miss you Andy. I will retweet that memorable tweet you sent me. I am also going to miss you retweeting me and your trolls attack me. With you sitting back and watching me destroy them. By the way, me and Andy were supposed to get together for drinks in April when he was to be in Philly. Always thought he would find a way to back out of it. Just wish it wasn’t like this.
Later homie.

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crap4face’s food4brain: Soldiers Charged For Bags; I Give Breitbart Props; Palin E mails & more!


Seems some soldiers were charged $2,800 in extra bag fees. Everyone is pretty much outraged. Not me. Why should they get special treatment. Same goes for those soldiers who are crying about their houses being foreclosed on. Get over it! Times are tough Sparky. Time to pay your fair share.

Who is going to pay for that extra baggage if not you? Who is going to pay for that back mortgage and late fees? You soldiers have the life. You volunteered for this. It used to be the only thing that could keep you out of the military was if you were gay. Not any more. Now they let anyone in. Anyone is free to get a free gun, free housing, free food, see exotic lands. Pretty much live the life. Oh yeah, free health care too. All from the government’s teet. Which in turn means from our teet. We pay for it. So why should they get discounts and exceptions on bills we all pay? We need to let the private sector handle their own business. Stop putting capitalism in the hands of the government. This outrage over capitalistic virtues like paying for luggage and mortgages is very disturbing. This is not my America. In my America everyone pays their own way. Even baby killers. So I say stop bailing out the soldiers. We are all sacrificing in the private sector. It is time for you lazy government volunteers to sacrifice as well.

 

Great. Sarah palin’s e mails have been released. Now I can read her thesaurus like verbage spit out over the internet. Great quotes such as, ” He is a very good, fine, fantastic man” Or “brave, courageous soldiers, fighting for my, yours, our freedoms, in this great land, home, of America, by the people, for the people, about the people, for which, without said people, humans, we would not be possible.”

I just can’t wait for all this vital info to pour out. I just pray it doesn’t over shadow all this talk about jewish cocks. I so do love jewish cock talk. Maybe we can talk Palin e mails in the day time. Jew cock at night. Boy I hope so!

The Jew Cock Bus Tour. For those sick of following around the Alasakan Cunt Tour Bus.

 I find it hilarious when people run down unions and their workers in front of me. I then clue them in on me being a union member. Quickly it changes to, “No. Not you. I know you work hard. I’m talking about the other ones being lazy.”

Just now, a black guy reading this just said, “Aint that some shit?” Soon after, a white guy reading this just said, ” Blacks don’t read.”  

 

 

I am growing tired of people putting down Andrew Breitbart. I have to applaud him. He just may be a hack who edits and crops. But he is also making people, for the first time, in a long time, check and double check stories. So congrats Andrew. You are making journalists act accordingly…somewhat. Like I told you before. You sir have been rewarded. Rewarded for crying wolf over and over again, now one finally showed up. With a raging boner and shaved chest. Hats off Mr. Breitbart. Honestly. Good job.

 

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Just Read The Comments: The Blaze Outraged At Gay Rights Flag At A Bank; Romney Believes In Science…The Right Hates Science; Michelle Obama Plants A Garden


 A bank decided to fly a rainbow flag along with the American flag. Well, the right has the usual misinformed comments at the ready. It amazes me. It really amazes me. It amazes me why it matters what two adults do with each other. I also find it absurd that the constant mantra is somehow Christianity or any kind of religion is the exact opposite of being gay. So tricky, imply religion is good, gay is bad. Well, here is a sample of the douche baggery:

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Melvin Spittle

Posted on June 3, 2011 at 6:26pm

The reason that deviants are successful is that we have allowed it. The truth is timeless. It will always be so. While we all slept, we all awoke with deviants not only in our corporate workplace and government offices, but in our home. There are not less than four flaming gay channels on TV that I had to block along with hundreds of TV programs that are directed specifically to the young future leaders in our homes. When a child goes to school, the indoctrination begins and does not stop when they get home due to the infiltration of garbage on the TV and internet.

I am a warrior that does not know the meaning of fail. Today I am considered by most of the younger generation as an intolerant hating bigot. Did I change? No. The world around me changed. I am finding it harder to insulate my children for the peer pressure of modern morally corrupt educators. I was successful until they went to college. It only took college to chip away at their foundation. When a young adult is surrounded by the morally corrupt in college, they start to question their upbringing and become convinced that the world evolved during their “sheltered” adolescence. The deck is stacked so heavily against them, that it takes a super-human not to be impacted.

Do I waiver or misstep? No. I would sooner die than fail. Fortunately for me, God has given me the strength to counsel my children to see evil for what it is. There were some close calls, but the truth won in the end. NEVER GIVE UP! }END

Boy Mr. Spittle, all I can say is, I hope your boy went to college and had fun. Learned to accept other people. Most of all, I hope he sucked a truck load of dicks. But there are people who agree with him. Just Read The Comments

 Mitt Romney says he believes in global warming and that humans play a part in it…. UH OH! The right is livid. Of course they were not livid two years ago when every right winger was on board with trying to save the planet. But alas, we all know winning.elections are more important than the planet when it comes to the GOP. What I am getting at is this: McCain and Palin were both on board with cap and trade. It was a fucking GOP proposal to begin with. But Obama went and got elected. So if the environment improves and jobs are created under Obama (GASP) that would mean he was successful. So what do you do? Claim it is a scheme. Kind of how they were for the mandate, before they were against it. Kind of how the right was for those silly looking light bulbs, before they were against them. Kind of how they shit on the Constitution for eight years before they wanted to enforce it. Except where the Patriot Act violates it, or the Arizona Immigration law. Then it is still cool to poop on the parchment. Anyway, notice the word “Cave” in the title of this article. It is no mistake. So sit back and enjoy the misinformed sheep railing on science. Just Read The Comments

Michelle Obama plants a garden. Nobody seemed to care. So I took the opportunity to let my feelings for her be known.See if you can find my comment.  Just Read The Comments

Just added this one for my boy Billy. He thinks John Edwards cheating is more important than people being mad at a flag. Just remeber this: When someone cheats, I rarely hear how we have to protect marriage, rarely hear the bible get brought up. Yet mention the words “Gay Marriage” and both of those things are brought up. Well Billy, here is a left leaning site’s readers trashing Edwards. Just Read The Comments

 

 

Breitbart: Shades Of Ms. Balbricker From Porky’s


Andy is very tenacious. I will give him that. The man beats a story into submission. This time though, his fascination with a complete non story has gone beyond creepy and right into the absurd, stalkerish. I have not witnessed such fixation on a genital since Ms. Balbricker in Porky’s. Which lead me to tweet this to Andy today.

Andy would be wise to take me up on this. He'd be perfect for the part.

 
 
Here is that classic scene I was referring to.
 
 
 

Just Read The Comments: Hollywood Is Liberal & The Blaze Hates That; Fox Nation About Rep. Wiener; Breitbart Double Shot


 This report is hilariousness. The report shows how Hollywood is liberal and biased. Biased because they are showing gay people as “normal”. Biased because they try to make it seem normal to have gay neighbors. Yes. How terrible. Here is just a couple examples of the baggery:  

 

A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right

Posted on June 1, 2011 at 4:20pm

The funny thing is that shows like Desparate Housewives (the earlier episodes, anyway), Brothers and Sisters, Modern Family, etc., are actually good IN SPITE OF their obvious push of acceptance of the gay lifestyle. The stories are so well written that it makes the gay parts tolerable.

In Glee, however, it‘s so pervasive that I don’t even care how good the songs are, I can’t stomach it.

And remember the Miss USA pagent with the gay co-host? I could tolerate that for awhile, but I couldn’t finish it – the dude wouln’t act like a normal guy, and ruined the whole point of a beauty pagent, which is for men to enjoy looking at beautiful women.

BIGJAYINPA

Posted on June 1, 2011 at 4:23pm

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you to discover that the nest of liberals, fruits and weirdos known as Hollywood and the “Entertainment ” industry is biased against Conservatives and Americans. Here I thought it was only my overactive imagination that detected the bias against Real American Values I saw over and over on the “Idiot Box” Maybe that is why I don’t watch as much “Mainstream Network” TV and spend so much time on Fox and the higher end of the cable spectrum. Discovery or History anyone???

Hope that wet your appetite. Now Just Read The Comments

 

No hack jokes here. I have no tolerance for them. Too easy. Fox Nation has fun at Rep. Wiener’s expense. Just Read The Comments

 

So fun, yet so frustrating. To watch a group of people change their tune so quickly. Unreal. These people over at Breitbart are actually longing for the ending of Medicare just because the echo chamber told them it has to be done. Just Read The Comments

I think I would more than likely get along with these two guys if we were to sit down over a few beers . Andrew Breitbart and Eric Bolling. That is who I am talking about. But watching them on T.V., it makes me want to ice pick me ears. Here they go being extra douchey. They are pushing for government money to be spent investigating a cock in underwear. Really guys? Really? Come on Andy! Come on Eric! Just Read The Comments

 

 

Just Read The Comments: The Blaze Reacts To Possible Perry Run; Breitbart’s Minions Love A Police State; Bill Introduced To Counter Muslim Hatred;


 It is quite funny. Funny how the readers at The Blaze almost seem to have their own opinion about Rick Perry’s possible run for President. Then I remember that Fox News and the echo chamber has not weighed in too much on Perry’s run. So, when they do, best believe the vast majority will be lock step with Fox and the boys. But until then, enjoy the wide array of opinions on Rick Perry’s possible hat being thrown in the ring. Just Read The Comments

I was drawn to this article for two reasons.First off the picture was of a black guy. Second, the title had “muslim” in it. Both those things mean, “Just Read The Comments GOLD!” So let us see…Just Read The Comments

Wow. Andrew Breitbart’s site on occasion has informed people. People who for the most part will try to be fair and use reason from time to time. This would not be one of those times. These readers truly have no clue on this matter. It is embarrassing to read the comments. I think Andy would be wise to tell them why they might be wrong on this one. That is unless Andy Breitbart is for police arresting people for dancing. If he is, I think he needs to watch Footloose again. Seriously though, Just Read The Comments

 

Just Read The Comments: Fox Nation reports that Obama swapped a “secret note” to a general;The Blaze reports on Church burning & abortions;Breitbart’s minions rage on Obama killing bin Laden


 

Fox Nation is saying that they have footage of a “secret note” being passed between President Obama and a General. Fox News Reports and decides for you.

Just have to sit back and do a shot just to stomach these narrow minded, uneducated comments from The Blaze.  I think it is safe to say that they don’t heart muslims.

Abortion is a hot button topic. Behold the flame war unleashed over at the Blaze. They love the race baiting.

Wow. Obama goes on 60 Minutes. It takes minutes for Breitbart’s followers to trash him for killing bin Laden. This still baffles me. This piece shows my frustration.

 

Just Read The Comments: bin Laden is Dead Edition


 Well, someone finally put bin Laden in the ground….or water. Either way, this does nothing but rile up the right. After all, a black guy gave the order to a military with openly serving gays the okay to take out bin Laden and they succeeded. The only way the right would of been happy is if he failed. Sad but true. It amazes me. It really does.

First we have The Blaze. It is a series of pictures inside the situation room where the President and other officials watched the kill team jump into action. The Right Can’t Help Themselves

The next one is from Fox Nation. They are playing politics with this like no other. Saying “the bin Laden bounce may not last long for Obama” So of course that gets their followers whipped into a frenzy. Enjoy the douchebaggery.

Of course we have Andrew Breitbart throwing his ass hat into the ring….and commence the cuntclottery.

The Red State serves up a pile of shit void of any facts. I mean seriously, it is horrific. Not one fact. All bullshit. Even the comments.

 

Just Read The Comments: The Blaze; Fox Nation;Breitbart


Wow. okay, kids stick up for other students and themselves. They stage a sit-in and chain themselves to the seats in school in protest. Well, The Blaze readers think this is a bad thing.  I’d be proud if one of these kids were mine

Fox Nation has a story about Obama’s dad and in their words ” he had an eye for the ladies” and was a womanizer. The racism never ends at Fox Nation.

Breaitbart’s site has a problem with Jimmy Carter speaking the cold hard truth. Truth hurts bitches. After you read their comments. Read THIS. It sums up exactly why these people say and do these things.

A Howard Stern audio clip is in the process of being edited. It is Howard ripping apart Fox News and the whole birther movement and how it all centers around racism. He also takes shots at Pat Robertson and his comments about Planned Parenthood. Great stuff. Coming up shortly.

crap4face

 

Just read the comments:Breitbart’s video of Ron Paul makes his people flip out;Beck’s followers pull the reverse racism card; Fox Nation infighting


 Changes in the line up. Late night food4brain has been replaced with “Just Read The Comments”

So I go to sites and look for awful comments that make you laugh and then say WTF afterwards. Good stuff. Good stuff.

The first in Just Read The Comments tonight we have a story from Glenn Beck’s website The Blaze. The story is about the pastor of the church Obama went to for Easter. The pastor must of chapped some asses…because the fools on here are breaking their wrists trying to pull ou the reverse racism card. Enjoy.  Blaze Douchebaggery

Next up is Fox Nation. The issue is birthers. One side says Obama is a citizen…the other side is bat shit crazy….enjoy.   Fox Nation infighting

Andrew Breitbart’s site had a video clip up of Ron Paul making complete sense by saying it should be okay for the Muslim Outreach Center to be built three blocks from Ground Zero next to a strip club…..these people commenting…not so much.  Breitbart’s people are cowards

 
 
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