Just watch it and think about it. Really think about it. If you really think about it and still side with people who think like Walker…you are a complete shithead. Thanks.
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Quite possibly the dumbest law ever put on the books in recent times. No, I don’t give a shit about a law in Mudlick, Kentucky that forbids dog walking on Saturday’s after 3pm while free balling in your overalls. I’m talking about real, enforced laws. Like the “Stand Your Ground” Law. This has got to take the cake. Shithead Alert sounds every time I think of this law. Talk about a slippery slope. Seems people who own guns only see the slippery slope when it comes to guys sucking other dude’s dicks and sick people getting health care. Other than that…it is free game. Oh, I forgot, don’t dare regulate anything having to do with guns either. In their world you should only be free to own huge guns to make up for the fact that they want to suck their best friend Tom’s cock and drive their pick up truck into the sunset to get married….but don’t pass a law that would allow that to happen. Like they say, “If you keep saying, being gay is a choice. That means that you’ve thought about it.”
And the Smallest Penis Award goes to...............
This law can do no good. Now me, I have a hard time trusting Pirates. Every Pirate movie I have seen, they have been pretty much dicks. Even Johnny Depp was a dick in that Disney piece of shit movie. Charming. But a dishonest dick none the less. Does that mean I can go around shooting all Pirates. Seriously. I may not see them on Pirate Ships, but I do see tons of Pirates on the street. With their beards and bad hygiene. I feel threatened by them. Can I shoot them if I see one? That is ridiculous huh? You aint seen nothing yet. What about Tyra Banks? She is deathly afraid of dolphins. Does that mean she can just open fire on Flipper? Or Dan Marino for that matter?
What if Justin Beiber were in Florida. He decides to go to the mall. Girls spot him. Some dudes too. Dudes who more than likely own some big guns. They all let out a high pitch scream and rush towards him. Would he be justified if he pulled out a gun and started firing at them? In this instance, I would say yes. The world is a better place without them. Clearly I’m kidding about all these scenarios. Still doesn’t change the fact that the law is fucked up. Still doesn’t bring back Trayvon. Or the other people that have been killed in the name of this law.
He is... in no way, scarier than a pirate. A dolphin. Or a Justin Beiber fan. This we can agree on. Poor kid. Gone. And why? So gun lobbyists could make more money and NRA could wrap up more votes for the GOP. That is why FOX News has but ignored this story.
In closing, I’m sure we all agree that Geraldo is a douche. His comments were way out of line. Blaming the clothes that Trayvon was wearing on him getting shot is low. Yes Geraldo. I am so sure Trayvon would have been alive today if not for that hoody. I wager that Mr. Zimmerman would have shot and killed Wayne Brady that night. Wayne Brady wearing a Nickelback shirt and playing Angry Birds on his iPhone while singing a Hank Williams Jr song , and drinking a PBR! But hey, clothes make people do weird things. Like rape people according to Bill Oreilly.
Why didn’t Geraldo come out and say that Brandon White was only beaten because he was wearing “skinny jeans?” Just watch the clip.
To say that wearing “certain clothes” is why someone gets attacked is just unreal to me. Who the hell says that? Especially today. That is the shit that Sam’s grandparents would say in “SIxteen Candles.” How the fuck can you be so out of touch to say that. When people say that kind of stuff…here is what I hear. ‘I have no problems with niggers. Just don’t dress so niggery” Or “I have no problem with fags. Just don’t be so faggy around me.” That is what I hear. But my shithead detector has always been top notch.
Hey Geraldo? If you get gay bashed after the show....is your clothes to blame? Or something like that...
I never did trust or like Geraldo. That is odd though. He doesn’t look like a Pirate. Maybe I just get creeped out by people who look like the love child of Frank Stallone and Ron Jeremy. He is very threatening. That moustache just screams, predator! So does Geraldo live in Florida?
By the way, Iraq and AFghanistan’s “Stand Your Ground” Law. How do you guys feel about that? After all. Invasions are kind of threatening. Just a tad. Now assault rifles pale in comparison as far as intimidation goes to Skittles and Arizon Iced Tea. But still!
Guess we have freedom of religion. Just not freedom to have NO RELIGION
The Colbert Report is quite possibly, the greatest political satire show we will ever see. Here is Reason # 2,330,400 why: COLBERT DOUCHES LIMBAUGH
Here is Mike Elk pulling no punches as usual. Very informative. Talking about OBama, Unions, and how the press covers that relationship and unions in general. Watch it dummy!
Super Tuesday Results. Santorum is still batshit crazy and so is anyone who votes for him…my opinion of course SUPER TUESDAY RESULTS
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Rush lost his seventh sponsor. Clear channel is still sticking by him. It can’t last much longer. But what if he does get fired? If he leaves the airwaves, what are middle aged racist people, who don’t listen to sports talk radio, going to listen to? RUSH IS DUMB
Wow. Powerful. Just powerful. READ THIS MR. SANTORUM
This only angers me because of this: He knows and I both know…and anyone who is not dumb/misinformed knows that Iran will never have a nuke! That simple. So the threat is moot! Stop stooping to shithead level Mr. Obama. mkay? OBAMA vs IRAN
Here I talk to my buddy and business partner: Pretty Boy Larry Sharpe. We talk of deregulation in wrestling. I hope I live long enough to see a union in wrestling!
I love Howard Stern when he lays the truth down and makes it this simple. Good stuff. Good stuff.
The top candidates currently running for President have vowed to ban pornography? When I first heard of this story, I swore it had to be a piece for The Onion. How wrong was I? GOP vow to ban PORN
I just laugh and make jokes when I think of how ridiculous it is. How ridiculous it is to even bother with trying to ban pornography. What will happen if they actually do? Will my “vintage” porn collection on VHS be the new Beanie Babies? What will the penalties be for being caught with porn? Will it go underground? Will porn stars be shuttled from one “underground” porn set to the next? Does Harriet Tugmen set up an Underground Ramrod to smuggle the porn stars? Will porn be distributed in a “Speak Easy” style parlor? A Moan Easy? When President Obama was sworn in, we saw record sales of bullets because of the rumor that Obama was going to make the gun laws more strict. Will this mean the GOP ban on porn rumors incite a mad dash for Magic Bullets? Who knows?
What I’m so curious about is this: Who can justify doing this? Throw religion out. Since it should be. What could be the justification for banning pornography? The GOP, the same people who will not take actions to stop global warming… a dilemma that will destroy the entire world’s population…wants to ban porn? Really? See why I refuse to take politics seriously?
The Magic Bullet. Will this "ammunition" fy off the shelf as well?
With this recent ”outrage” by the Catholic Church and GOP over the HHS Mandate, I thought we would look deeper into federal dollars being spent on religion.
I just don’t get it. I don’t get the outrage. These religious organizations get federal money. So why should they be exempt from following federal laws? Maybe we should just take the whole Faith Based Initiative away? Talk about blurring the line between state and church! Faith Based Initiative Info HERE
Do you think it would be okay for these businesses to not hire someone because they are gay? Would it be okay to not hire someone because they are divorced? How about not hiring someone because they are not a Christian. Not a Muslim? Because wouldn’t that also violate the churches beliefs? Its principles?
Why is it okay for Christians/Catholics to have their own “Sharia Law” yet warn us of Sharia coming from those spooky MOOOOOOZLIMS all the time. I think my boy Dean Obeidallah laid it out pretty nicely HERE.
I mean, I can’t take the uproar from the GOP seriously. This is the group of people that trumpeted, over 46% of the people in America pay no Federal taxes and they can’t complain about a system until they pay into it. Their favorite talking point is, “They need to have some skin in the game!” So why do churches pay absolutely ZERO POINT ZERO in taxes, yet seem to have the loudest voice and be virtually untouchable? Is it time for Churches to have a litttle skin in the game too?
I don’t know. I’m asking you, the readers. Email me at crap4facepolitics@gmail.com and give me your most concise reasons and I will put them up on the site.
In the meantime, enjoy Dick Morris being “OUTRAGED” over Federal dollars possibly going to a mosque being built next to a strip club, near Ground Zero:
Also take time to watch your Federal dollars at work. Churches handing out food to the 47% the GOP so loathes. The poor, the elderly, the handicapped. All these lucky recipients of “free money” have to do is sit through a sermon or three. Talk about stepping all over freedom of religion!
Remember, email me your reasons churches are tax exempt and why they should be. Not shouldn’t. But why they should be. I will put them up on the site tonight. crap4facepolitics@gmail.com
The Super Bowl or something is right now. I don’t give a fuck. I hate the Super Bowl. I hate the commercials. I hate the people who discuss them like they matter. Commercials are bullshit. More reason for computers to take the place of CEOs. What am I talking about? This:
Why do companies spend millions on research to replace workers? Why do companies spend millions and millions building huge machines to do the work of humans? Machines to take the place of bank tellers. Machines to take the place of cashiers. Machines to assemble cars. The list goes on and on.
If a company is really interested in making money and be sustainable, wouldn’t it make more sense to build robots to replace white collar workers? After all, I can’t recall a story of any person working on an assembly line, bankrupting their company. I mean, it wasn’t the janitors at Enron who cost shareholders 11 billion dollars! ENRON SCANDAL INFO CLICK HERE Did I miss something or did some laborer make Worldcom file for bankruptcy and cost shareholders close to a hundred billion dollars? WORLDCOM SCANDAL INFO CLICK HERE
Did I miss something here? Was the Great Depression the work of the wrench turners? GREAT DEPRESSION INFO CLICK HERE Oh, wait! I got one! Bernie Madoff must have been a member of IBEW and climbed telephone poles for a living! No? Damn. Another white collar, non clock punching, no callous handed, douchebag who costs people billions! MADOFF SCANDAL CLICK HERE Must be the housing market I’m thinking of. Clearly the fault of the middle class laborers! No? REAL CAUSE OF HOUSING BUBBLE CLICK HERE
So all of these things have come and some what gone. But just look at the carnage left in their path. Wouldn’t it just be way easier to create a computer that does the work of white collar workers? After all, the machine(s) will not have to be that big. Some of the machines that do the work of blue collar workers weigh tons! A machine to do the work of a white collar worker? Pretty sure it would be the size of a normal, everyday PC. Seriously. Just cram it in a broom closet. All one would have to do is program this “Virtual CEO” to do is this: USE LOGIC. That is it. If you did that, no way in hell would the ‘Virtual CEO” choose to ship jobs over seas or to replace laborers with machines. After all, the less people being paid good money in the population…the less people to buy your products.
Thats a whole lot of money being spent on people that could easily be replaced by a computer. On that same note: That is a whole lot people being paid far too little.
Oh, speaking of money. Guess how much money would be saved by replacing white collar workers with robots? Below is a graph on how much that could be saved on an average CEO. Take all those hundreds of millions saved and use it to….I don’t know? Maybe….pay workers a tad bit more!
Imagine not having to pay one person a couple hundred million dollars a year? Who may or may not run your company right into the ground! Well you can...with the "Virtual CEO" that will never be invented! Because rich people run the show. They are too busy trying to replace people who sweat for a living!
Maybe after we replace CEOs, the next step will be replacing Wall Street traders. After being replaced, I’m sure they would have no trouble finding a new job on an assembly line or perhaps as a mason. I’m sure he would be a model worker. All that energy and all. Plus I’m sure he would be a hit with his fellow workers who punch a clock and actually produce things for a living. After all, who can forget this letter from a Trader in Chicago to the people of the Occupy movement.
BE WARNED: IT REEKS OF DOUCHEBAGGERY
If the typing is too small for you on the letter…here it is:
We are Wall Street. It’s our job to make money. Whether it’s a commodity, stock, bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesn’t matter. We would trade baseball cards if it were profitable. I didn’t hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone’s 401k doubled every 3 years. Just like gambling, its not a problem until you lose. I’ve never heard of anyone going to Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas.
Well now the market crapped out, & even though it has come back somewhat, the government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.
Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves. What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work until 10pm or later. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don’t take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we’ll eat that.
For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy working to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders and doing landscaping? We’re going to take your cushy jobs with tenure and 4 months off a year and whine just like you that we are so-o-o-o underpaid for building the youth of America. Say goodbye to your overtime, and double time and a half. I’ll be hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5k extra a summer, thank you very much.
So now that we’re going to be making $85k a year without upside, Joe Mainstreet is going to have his revenge, right? Wrong! Guess what: we’re going to stop buying the new 80k car, we aren’t going to leave the 35 percent tip at our business dinners anymore. No more free rides on our backs. We’re going to landscape our own back yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.
The difference is, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it’s really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat a**es land directly on the middle class of America and knock them to the bottom.
We aren’t dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama & his administration are making Joe Mainstreet our food supply…will he? and will they?”
So next time you see no line at the self checkout: Walk away and go to a cashier. If that cashier happens to be the dick who wrote that letter to the people of Occupy? Shake his hand and tell him that you’re glad to see he is finally going to EARN his money.
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We have heard tons of stories come out about the troubles of Josh Hamilton. We have also had our share of Kim Kardashian stories as well. Well, I was shocked as you when I was alerted by one of my people that Josh and Kim have been……nothing. Not really. If you are disappointed, go slam your balls in a drawer. Get your priorities in check. So while you are here. Look at the graphs. Read the captions. You might learn something:
I think this chart shows us one thing. We have now locked in, that the United States of America will have generations of people, who will hate us. Attack us. All this death for what?
I don't see "Terrorism" on this list. I see wilderness though.So why would go to "WAR" and spend trillions of dollars to fight terrorism. If saving lives was the priority, wouldn't universal health care be cheaper....and less....I don't know....deadly?
That sure is a ton of money we spent. All because of 18 guys with box cutters?
Keep the people poor and uneducated and you can ensure that the fuel for the military industrial complex is never ending. Keep those that have work, barely getting by and they will never have time to question or stand up for those shipping their sons, daughters, brothers, sisters and neighbors, off to die!
Now if graphs and pictures aren’t your thing. You are in luck. Here is a music video. Watch it. You’ve been told.
Now back to your regularly scheduled douchebaggery: Reality stars. Sports teams. Celebs. Blah Blah Blah.
For those that don’t know, not only am I a political powerhouse, smoothed out on the douchebag tip with a cunt clot appeal to it, but I am also a former pro wrestler. I was at the Monster Factory with this guy.Cliff Compton. We trained together. Hung out from time to time. Not going to claim to have been “great friends” with him. We were just brothers in the wrestling business…..blah blah blah.
Anyway, here is a pretty funny montage put together by another pretty good fucking wrestler, who happens to make me laugh: Colt Cabana.
Quick Cliff Compton story in closing:
I still remember when Cliff had his first match. As usual I was goofing off in the locker room having a couple beers. I hear Guns N Roses come over the sound system. It was “You Could Be Mine” and I wondered who was coming out to G n R. I peered through the curtain and saw Cliff walking to the ring. I started to laugh and remember saying how G n R were so bad ass but why the fuck did Cliffy pick “You Could Be Mine” . Anyway, after his match he came through the curtain and I congratulated him. Then I said, “Why the fuck would you come out to You Could Be Mine? It sounds as if you want to fuck your opponent or something.” Of course, followed by laughter. Cliff just smiled and said, “Yikes. I just like the song dude.”
Cliff Compton. Keep being you. Colt Cabana. Keep working your ass off. Or go fuck yourselves. Either. Or.
