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food4brain 5/12/11: Jon Stewart Goes After Fox On Behalf Of Common; McCain: Torture did not lead us to bin Laden; Forbes & The Gold Standard


 WalMart is the devil. It is that simple. They take corporate welfare to build their stores,tax the community to pay for it, go tax free for years and drop prices so low it bankrupts small businesses around them, who do not recieve the “tax free” status like the big guys get. Not to mention the slave wages they pay their workers. WalMart sucks.

Fox News is The Cops of the news world. You learn absolutley nothing, are a bit dumber for having watched it, yet can’t change the channel. So it came as no surprise when Fox went after the rapper/poet/actor, Common. So Jon Stewart decided to douche them accordingly.

It does not matter what John McCain says. If the right wing noise machine decides that torture got us the intel, that got us bin laden….then gosh darn it, it’s the truth. I know so because I heard a bevy of blondes with torpedo tits on Fox News say so. Fox will never cover what John McCain said.

Forbes says we will be on the Gold Standard in 5 years. In related news: Forbes has a basement full of Beanie Babies. 

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Keep Buying Gold, I Enjoy Laughing At You!


Gold Gold Gold. Commercials everywhere about gold. You have to buy. Two thousand an ounce! Hurry. Everyone needs gold!

Guess what assholes. Gold is the new Beanie Babies. Remember they were going for a couple hundred a pop. Yeah. Eight tracks and VCR tapes fetch more at garage sales now. So keep buying gold. You look just as foolish as those who bought Beanie Babies as an investment…only difference, you also look like paranoid douchebags.

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