I learned Rick Perry ignored questions he did not want to answer.
I learned that Michelle Bachman, when given too much time to clean up to look pretty….she rarely does. (see tonight and see tea party rebuttal speech)
I learned that Huntsman seems very sane and I would almost vote for him despite his anti union stance with the Right To Work State baggery. See, that is what the GOP does. They trot out crazy ass ideas and people and you fool yourself into choosing one because it is less crazy.
I learned that I liked Ron Paul a lot more when all he used to say is, “Bring the troops home!
I learned that I don’t get the right’s love affair with Ronald Reagan. This is a man who dealt weapons to drug lords and terrorists. Who funded bin Laden for years. Who raised taxes twelve times. Who ignored AIDS while it killed thousands. Never mind. I get it now.
I learned that teleprompter jokes are still not funny. Never were. Very hack.
I learned the “Liberal Media” asked no questions about gay marriage, unions, or Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. So much for liberal.
I learned Herman Cain has a special. 9 pies. 9 toppings. $9.99 each!
I learned Rick Santorum seemed flummoxed and packed it in early. After the first hour he was planning his zingers for Colbert Show appearance next week after he drops out. Pawlenty said he would shoot sparks out of his butt. Wonder what Santorum could shoot out of his butt? Hmmmm?
I learned that I began singing “Me and Julio” down by the school yard as MSNBC trotted out the Telemundo reporter.
I learned that liberal comedians are the funniest comedians around. Following them on twitter during the debate was hilariousness. Following the conservative comedians not so much. I couldn’t find any to be honest with you.
I learned that I began to sing “Pants on the ground” replaced with the words “Boots on the ground” when Herman Cain said he would stop border jumpers with boots on the ground. Boots on the ground. Boots on the ground. Looking like a fool with your boots on the ground.
I learned that Rick Perry morphs into Steve Wynn when you pause the dvr and stare long enough.
I learned that Rick Perry thinks it is a lie for parents to tell their kids that social security will be around for them when they get older. I’m curious how telling your kids they have to wear magic underwear to get into Heaven ranks?
I learned I can fill my tank with a dime. I knew that metal detector would pay off. If my HAM radio comes into play next…then we clearly got America back!
I learned that Rick Perry is pro science when it comes to 12 year old’s vagina.
I learned that this might have been the most twisted crowd ever. The crowd actually cheered other people being killed. Let me type that again. The crowd was pretty silent all night. yet cheered when Rick perry talked about how Texas kills other human beings. Like I said in earlier entries on my site: The GOP is a CULT
Most importantly I learned with my spell check that vagina is plural form of vagina.