I can remember the first time I heard these words from him. The man was more than just a rapper. He was a visionary. He was right. He did exactly what he said he would do. Thanks for the spark, homie. Now let’s do this!
I can remember the first time I heard these words from him. The man was more than just a rapper. He was a visionary. He was right. He did exactly what he said he would do. Thanks for the spark, homie. Now let’s do this!
Quite possibly the dumbest law ever put on the books in recent times. No, I don’t give a shit about a law in Mudlick, Kentucky that forbids dog walking on Saturday’s after 3pm while free balling in your overalls. I’m talking about real, enforced laws. Like the “Stand Your Ground” Law. This has got to take the cake. Shithead Alert sounds every time I think of this law. Talk about a slippery slope. Seems people who own guns only see the slippery slope when it comes to guys sucking other dude’s dicks and sick people getting health care. Other than that…it is free game. Oh, I forgot, don’t dare regulate anything having to do with guns either. In their world you should only be free to own huge guns to make up for the fact that they want to suck their best friend Tom’s cock and drive their pick up truck into the sunset to get married….but don’t pass a law that would allow that to happen. Like they say, “If you keep saying, being gay is a choice. That means that you’ve thought about it.”
This law can do no good. Now me, I have a hard time trusting Pirates. Every Pirate movie I have seen, they have been pretty much dicks. Even Johnny Depp was a dick in that Disney piece of shit movie. Charming. But a dishonest dick none the less. Does that mean I can go around shooting all Pirates. Seriously. I may not see them on Pirate Ships, but I do see tons of Pirates on the street. With their beards and bad hygiene. I feel threatened by them. Can I shoot them if I see one? That is ridiculous huh? You aint seen nothing yet. What about Tyra Banks? She is deathly afraid of dolphins. Does that mean she can just open fire on Flipper? Or Dan Marino for that matter?
What if Justin Beiber were in Florida. He decides to go to the mall. Girls spot him. Some dudes too. Dudes who more than likely own some big guns. They all let out a high pitch scream and rush towards him. Would he be justified if he pulled out a gun and started firing at them? In this instance, I would say yes. The world is a better place without them. Clearly I’m kidding about all these scenarios. Still doesn’t change the fact that the law is fucked up. Still doesn’t bring back Trayvon. Or the other people that have been killed in the name of this law.

He is... in no way, scarier than a pirate. A dolphin. Or a Justin Beiber fan. This we can agree on. Poor kid. Gone. And why? So gun lobbyists could make more money and NRA could wrap up more votes for the GOP. That is why FOX News has but ignored this story.
In closing, I’m sure we all agree that Geraldo is a douche. His comments were way out of line. Blaming the clothes that Trayvon was wearing on him getting shot is low. Yes Geraldo. I am so sure Trayvon would have been alive today if not for that hoody. I wager that Mr. Zimmerman would have shot and killed Wayne Brady that night. Wayne Brady wearing a Nickelback shirt and playing Angry Birds on his iPhone while singing a Hank Williams Jr song , and drinking a PBR! But hey, clothes make people do weird things. Like rape people according to Bill Oreilly.
Why didn’t Geraldo come out and say that Brandon White was only beaten because he was wearing “skinny jeans?” Just watch the clip.
To say that wearing “certain clothes” is why someone gets attacked is just unreal to me. Who the hell says that? Especially today. That is the shit that Sam’s grandparents would say in “SIxteen Candles.” How the fuck can you be so out of touch to say that. When people say that kind of stuff…here is what I hear. ‘I have no problems with niggers. Just don’t dress so niggery” Or “I have no problem with fags. Just don’t be so faggy around me.” That is what I hear. But my shithead detector has always been top notch.

Hey Geraldo? If you get gay bashed after the show....is your clothes to blame? Or something like that...
I never did trust or like Geraldo. That is odd though. He doesn’t look like a Pirate. Maybe I just get creeped out by people who look like the love child of Frank Stallone and Ron Jeremy. He is very threatening. That moustache just screams, predator! So does Geraldo live in Florida?
By the way, Iraq and AFghanistan’s “Stand Your Ground” Law. How do you guys feel about that? After all. Invasions are kind of threatening. Just a tad. Now assault rifles pale in comparison as far as intimidation goes to Skittles and Arizon Iced Tea. But still!
What will this new breed of ultra right wing conservatives declare war on next? I am going to be bold and predict this: Health care coverage for Sickle Cell Disease. Watch the one minute clip below before you read any further.
Seems far fetched, doesn’t it? Would the GOP be so blatantly racist? To be honest, I don’t think racism will have anything to do with it. For you see, the strategy being put forth by the GOP is quite simple. It has unfolded for the last three years or so. It is a very concentrated effort. Pin point. What they are doing is going after any and every group, one by one, that doesn’t vote Republican. Don’t think so? Let us examine this further.
Kasich, Walker, Christie, etc etc. When they entered office we saw an obvious attack on unions. Disguised of course as “budgetary measures”. But we know better than that. As these far right conservatives took from the hard working middle class union workers, they gave that taken money right over to big corporations in the form of corporate welfare. They demonized firefighters, police, paramedics, teachers, postal workers, and the list goes on and on. Tell me where I’m wrong on this. I dare you.
Watch the next clip from Fox News. Even they see the truth:
As the war on unions and public workers continues, we also witnessed an attack on undocumented workers, illegal aliens, border jumpers, or whatever else you want to call them. I like to just call them, humans. But that’s just me. I’m crazy like that. But getting back to the task at hand. Why was this done? This was done for a couple reasons. First it was to lather up the base. Nothing gets the base worked up like someone who could live in their own neighborhood, stealing from them. That is how they envision it. Second reason is that its just a payoff. A payoff to the private prisons who lobbied for said law. Yes. Private, for profit companies to run prisons. How do you turn a profit off of prisons? Why you ensure you have a good supply of prisoners. Enter the new Arizona Immigration Law. And lastly, we have the most sinister reason. To lay doubt in people’s minds about voting. That is right. Make it seem that people are here illegally and the reason they are here is because the Democrats want them here. Want them here so they can get their vote! Which sets our next attack by the GOP.
The attack on voting rights. I am quite honestly getting tired of explaining to people how the “Voter Fraud” problem that everyone talks about, pretty much doesn’t exist. Unless you count a handful of idiots who vote at the wrong place or fill out a form wrong. But there is no plot, no illegal votes swaying elections. No people being bused in from other districts swaying elections. No dead people’s votes deciding the elections. It is just not happening. Or, so says a study fronted by the Bush Administration: HERE But this tactic is nothing new. It has just evolved. Here is a sampling from a piece describing voter fraud in March of 2007:
{A belief in rampant voter fraud in Democratic strongholds — big cities, minority neighborhoods — is widespread among Republicans, and claims of vote buying and the like have long been a mainstay of GOP rhetoric. The party has used these claims of voter fraud to help build public support for what it considers electoral reforms, like requiring voters to show photo ID — reforms that also tend to suppress Democratic turnout on Election Day.
During the Bush administration, a rhetorical tool became public policy. The Republicans could not get a photo ID law through the Senate, but they were able to enlist the 93 United States attorneys in their crusade against voter fraud. In 2002, then-Attorney General John Ashcroft announced an initiative that required “all components of the [Justice] Department” to “place a high priority on the investigation and prosecution of election fraud.”} The full piece can be found HERE (sidenote: those interested in learning a bit more about voter suppression should check this out HERE
So let us go over what we have covered so far: War on Unions. War on brown people. War on voting rights. Let’s see….what did I miss. Oh yeah, the war on women! We have had the attempt to defund Planned Parenthood. A non profit that provides much needed care to women. From breast cancer screenings to pap smears. Oh, and they do abortions from time to time. “Over 90% of what they do is abortions” according to Sen. Jon Kyl. Of course he was way, way, way off. But facts don’t matter in todays brand of politics. Kyl story HERE. We have also watched as places like Virginia who wanted to “vaginally probe a woman” before she was allowed to have an abortion. Just watch below:
Add to that this fake uproar about employer coverage of birth control and we have a recipe for some pissed off women. But why attack women’s rights? It isn’t going to get those women to vote for them? Why do this at all if you’re the GOP? Why pick this fight? Two words. Religious Right. The Religious Right has been voting faithfully (pun intended) for the GOP for decades now. Always being promised that once elected, they would overturn Roe v. Wade. Of course never delivering. This whole “War on Women” we are seeing…it is just a way to pacify the Religious Right. To show them that their vote is not being wasted. To stick by them! They have their back. Nothing more. Nothing less. Because we all know that Roe v. Wade will never be tackled seriously by the GOP. Ever. Never. Not going to happen.
So do I think the Republican Party doesn’t like hard working people in the unions? Do I think the Republican Party despises brown people? Does the great and powerful crap4face, the Undisputed Heavyweight Champ of Politics, think that the GOP do not want Americans to have equal access to the right to vote and women to have birth control or abortions? Actually, no to all of them. except the “Brown people” one. Still on the fence about that. But seriously…the only reason we are seeing these so called ”Wars” being waged, is that these people tend to vote Democrat. That is all. The Republican Party is not trying to win these people’s votes over by treating them like a six pack of crap. Rather they are trying to disenfranchise them. Make it so that union guy who pulls 60 hour work weeks to make ends meet might just start questioning why he even votes. Why he even bothers to vote for a Democrat. because after all, we have a Dem as Commander in Chief and he has been virtually silent during this assault on labor. The GOP is trying to make it so that elderly person concerned with tho possible privatization of Medicare and Social Security will find it tougher to vote.They are also doing this to keep the Republican base happy and faithful.
Keep their usual votes coming in at the same rate and just decrease the other sides vote. Don’t improve your position. Just impede theirs. Where I come from, that’s called dirty pool. But what do we do? What does a voter do in this instance? I’m open to suggestions? By the way, I wasn’t serious about the GOP taking on Sickle Cell Health Care next. Unless they do. Then I was.
Email me at crap4facepolitics@gmail.com or just comment below. Thanks. Enjoy Stevie Ray Vaughn- Dirty Pool as you let this marinade.
I was doing some work for the Monster Factory and stumbled upon a scene from Wrestlemania 2000. Even as a former wrestler who is still connected to the business, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing as former Monster Factory graduates, D-Lo Brown and Godfather made their way to the ring. As I heard rapper Ice-T spit lyrics about “bitches and hoes”, I couldn’t help but think of how this would be greeted by today’s ultra conservative candidates. Then I remembered that Rick Santorum used to work for them. STORY HERE Then as I chuckled about the hypocrisy of Rick Santorum doing such, that is when I spotted this. At the 3:48 mark of the video, right at the part in the rap where Godfather tells everyone in attendance to smoke a blunt and hop aboard the Ho train, we see someone in the crowd with a striking resemblance to Rick Santorum. Complete with credentials around his neck.
Here is the actual clip from Wrestlemania 2000. You be the judge!
Here is a clip of Rick Santorum talking about how religion guides him. How church and family are paromount. Guess all that goes out the window if the price is right. Ted Dibiase mark. Sorry.
Some may say that Rick Santorum worked for the WWF/WWE over a decade ago and was steering clear of pro wrestling. He would never be associated with them now. He has seen the light. Well, here is his 2006 campaign ad:
Also don’t forget that Rick Santorum endorsed Linda McMahon for Senate. His former employer from his WWF/WWE days. Hardly cutting ties from his wrestling past.
Here is a recent clip about her knowledge of rampant steroid use and abuse, right after a 29 year old wrestler died suddenly.
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Now I could be wrong? But it doesn’t matter what I do. My actions have no consequences. For I am a sports entertainer. After all, that was his defense of why the wrestlers from the WWE could get away with steroid use, sexual harassment and countless other charges.
Guess we have freedom of religion. Just not freedom to have NO RELIGION
The Colbert Report is quite possibly, the greatest political satire show we will ever see. Here is Reason # 2,330,400 why: COLBERT DOUCHES LIMBAUGH
Here is Mike Elk pulling no punches as usual. Very informative. Talking about OBama, Unions, and how the press covers that relationship and unions in general. Watch it dummy!
Super Tuesday Results. Santorum is still batshit crazy and so is anyone who votes for him…my opinion of course SUPER TUESDAY RESULTS
Rush lost his seventh sponsor. Clear channel is still sticking by him. It can’t last much longer. But what if he does get fired? If he leaves the airwaves, what are middle aged racist people, who don’t listen to sports talk radio, going to listen to? RUSH IS DUMB
Wow. Powerful. Just powerful. READ THIS MR. SANTORUM
This only angers me because of this: He knows and I both know…and anyone who is not dumb/misinformed knows that Iran will never have a nuke! That simple. So the threat is moot! Stop stooping to shithead level Mr. Obama. mkay? OBAMA vs IRAN
Here I talk to my buddy and business partner: Pretty Boy Larry Sharpe. We talk of deregulation in wrestling. I hope I live long enough to see a union in wrestling!
I love Howard Stern when he lays the truth down and makes it this simple. Good stuff. Good stuff.
An 8 year old was shot and killed by another student at school. I blame the gun laws. If laws were not as strict, she would have had a gun to protect herself. GUNS DON”T KILL PEOPLE?
More proof that Obama clearly does the bidding of the unions/labor, he has given into their demands to make less and pay more! OBAMA IS RIGHT OF REAGAN ON LABOR
The liberal media had its phazers set on kill last night. This question is very much an attack and a “Gotcha” question, if I ever heard one: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON BIRTH CONTROL?
The top candidates currently running for President have vowed to ban pornography? When I first heard of this story, I swore it had to be a piece for The Onion. How wrong was I? GOP vow to ban PORN
I just laugh and make jokes when I think of how ridiculous it is. How ridiculous it is to even bother with trying to ban pornography. What will happen if they actually do? Will my “vintage” porn collection on VHS be the new Beanie Babies? What will the penalties be for being caught with porn? Will it go underground? Will porn stars be shuttled from one “underground” porn set to the next? Does Harriet Tugmen set up an Underground Ramrod to smuggle the porn stars? Will porn be distributed in a “Speak Easy” style parlor? A Moan Easy? When President Obama was sworn in, we saw record sales of bullets because of the rumor that Obama was going to make the gun laws more strict. Will this mean the GOP ban on porn rumors incite a mad dash for Magic Bullets? Who knows?
What I’m so curious about is this: Who can justify doing this? Throw religion out. Since it should be. What could be the justification for banning pornography? The GOP, the same people who will not take actions to stop global warming… a dilemma that will destroy the entire world’s population…wants to ban porn? Really? See why I refuse to take politics seriously?