I consider myself to be somewhat of a comedian/entertainer/douchebag. So when I heard about Tracy Morgan’s rant about gays, I did not even blink. No big deal to me. It was real. People needed to hear that. People need to know the hate is out there. Being on a job site hearing someone drop the word “nigger” over and over again changed my life for the better. I grew up listening to N.W.A and watching Menace II Society. Dropping a “nigga” here and there was the norm around my friends. It wasn’t said with malice. Just said. But being at a job site and hearing a complete stranger go on for a good ten minutes about how this is “nigger work” and we need to get some “god damn niggers here to do this nigger work”, is enough to shock that word right out of your vocabulary. I hope Tracy’s venom does the same for others.
Speaking of gay. I am currently watching the Tony Awards. Yes I know, the NBA Finals are on. Yes I know, the Tony Awards are very gay. What can I say, I am a sucker for a song and dance number. Besides, to counter the gay factor, I have my wife servicing me during the dance numbers. Much to the chagrin of my boyfriend sitting next to us on the couch.
Quick question. This has been bugging me. If an illegal alien grows old, are they still considered senior citizens?
Loved wathcing FOX News this morning. They ran a story with the teaser, “An 11 year old and what inspires him to raise the American flag every morning.”…..Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know the answer to this. It’s because he’s 11.
This Clip Is Scary. Scary Because It Is True. The Whitest Kids You Know. Pledge Of Allegiance.
After that little rah rah America gem, they ran another fine piece of journalism. Parents at a school were upset because their 7th and 8th graders were asked to complete a survey. It had to do with sex. One of the questions was, “Have you had sex. If so, with how many partners.” I don’t see the big deal here. I mean, it seems to me, these parents that are upset must have sluts for daughters and gigolo sons trotting around the middle schools porking and blowing everything that walks. If you have nothing to hide, it shouldn’t be a big deal. That is at least the lesson the Patriot Act has taught us. Sucks when white people feel creeped out. Doesn’t it? Get over it people. Your kids are just like you when you were a kid. If you’re now even more worried, that means you’re a whore.
The Pet Rock
In closing, very sick of hearing about how liberals fear Palin. No. Fear has nothing to do with it. The fact is she is a shit head who is popular amongst rubes because she says “patriot, freedom, liberty, small government, common sense.” That is why liberals are obsessed with her. We are trying to figure her out. She is a pet rock, she is a whacky wall crawler, she is a furbie. All those things I listed made millions. All of those things had people standing in lines. They were not spectactular. They were not smart. And when we look back at those times we say, “What the fuck were people thinking?” That is what Sarah Palin is. A fucking fad. A walking talking pet rock who winks.
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