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Stand Your Ground? No. Kiss My Ass!


Quite possibly the dumbest law ever put on the books in recent times. No, I don’t give a shit about a law in Mudlick, Kentucky that forbids dog walking on Saturday’s after 3pm while free balling in your overalls. I’m talking about real, enforced laws. Like the “Stand Your Ground” Law. This has got to take the cake. Shithead Alert sounds every time I think of this law. Talk about a slippery slope. Seems people who own guns only see the slippery slope when it comes to guys sucking other dude’s dicks and sick people getting health care. Other than that…it is free game. Oh, I forgot, don’t dare regulate anything having to do with guns either. In their world you should only be free to own huge guns to make up for the fact that they want to suck their best friend Tom’s cock and drive their pick up truck into the sunset to get married….but don’t pass a law that would allow that to happen. Like they say, “If you keep saying, being gay is a choice. That means that you’ve thought about it.”

And the Smallest Penis Award goes to...............

This law can do no good. Now me, I have a hard time trusting Pirates. Every Pirate movie I have seen, they have been pretty much dicks. Even Johnny Depp was a dick in that Disney piece of shit movie. Charming. But a dishonest dick none the less. Does that mean I can go around shooting all Pirates. Seriously. I may not see them on Pirate Ships, but I do see tons of Pirates on the street. With their beards and bad hygiene. I feel threatened by them. Can I shoot them if I see one? That is ridiculous huh? You aint seen nothing yet. What about Tyra Banks? She is deathly afraid of dolphins. Does that mean she can just open fire on Flipper? Or Dan Marino for that matter?

What if Justin Beiber were in Florida. He decides to go to the mall. Girls spot him. Some dudes too. Dudes who more than likely own some big guns. They all let out a high pitch scream and rush towards him. Would he be justified if he pulled out a gun and started firing at them? In this instance, I would say yes. The world is a better place without them. Clearly I’m kidding about all these scenarios. Still doesn’t change the fact that the law is fucked up. Still doesn’t bring back Trayvon. Or the other people that have been killed in the name of this law.

He is... in no way, scarier than a pirate. A dolphin. Or a Justin Beiber fan. This we can agree on. Poor kid. Gone. And why? So gun lobbyists could make more money and NRA could wrap up more votes for the GOP. That is why FOX News has but ignored this story.

In closing, I’m sure we all agree that Geraldo is a douche. His comments were way out of line. Blaming the clothes that Trayvon was wearing on him getting shot is low. Yes Geraldo. I am so sure Trayvon would have been alive today if not for that hoody. I wager that Mr. Zimmerman would have shot and killed Wayne Brady that night. Wayne Brady wearing a Nickelback shirt and playing Angry Birds on his iPhone while singing a Hank Williams Jr song , and drinking a PBR! But hey, clothes make people do weird things. Like rape people according to Bill Oreilly.

 

Why didn’t Geraldo come out and say that Brandon White was only beaten because he was wearing “skinny jeans?” Just watch the clip.

 

To say that wearing “certain clothes” is why someone gets attacked  is just unreal to me. Who the hell says that? Especially today. That is the shit that Sam’s grandparents would say in “SIxteen Candles.” How the fuck can you be so out of touch to say that. When people say that kind of stuff…here is what I hear. ‘I have no problems with niggers. Just don’t dress so niggery” Or “I have no problem with fags. Just don’t be so faggy around me.” That is what I hear. But my shithead detector has always been top notch.

 

Hey Geraldo? If you get gay bashed after the show....is your clothes to blame? Or something like that...

 

I never did trust or like Geraldo. That is odd though. He doesn’t look like a Pirate. Maybe I just get creeped out by people who look like the love child of Frank Stallone and Ron Jeremy. He is very threatening. That moustache just screams, predator! So does Geraldo live in Florida?

 

By the way, Iraq and AFghanistan’s “Stand Your Ground” Law. How do you guys feel about that? After all. Invasions are kind of threatening. Just a tad. Now assault rifles pale in comparison as far as intimidation goes to Skittles and Arizon Iced Tea. But still!

 

(Pictures) Troubled Baseball Player Josh Hamilton Spotted at Super Bowl Party with Reality Star, Kim Kardashian


Is this news to you?

We have heard tons of stories come out about the troubles of Josh Hamilton. We have also had our share of Kim Kardashian stories as well. Well, I was shocked as you when I was alerted by one of my people that Josh and Kim have been……nothing. Not really. If you are disappointed, go slam your balls in a drawer. Get your priorities in check. So while you are here. Look at the graphs. Read the captions. You might learn something:

I think this chart shows us one thing. We have now locked in, that the United States of America will have generations of people, who will hate us. Attack us. All this death for what?

I don't see "Terrorism" on this list. I see wilderness though.So why would go to "WAR" and spend trillions of dollars to fight terrorism. If saving lives was the priority, wouldn't universal health care be cheaper....and less....I don't know....deadly?

That sure is a ton of money we spent. All because of 18 guys with box cutters?

Keep the people poor and uneducated and you can ensure that the fuel for the military industrial complex is never ending. Keep those that have work, barely getting by and they will never have time to question or stand up for those shipping their sons, daughters, brothers, sisters and neighbors, off to die!

 

Now if graphs and pictures aren’t your thing. You are in luck. Here is a music video. Watch it. You’ve been told.

Now back to your regularly scheduled douchebaggery: Reality stars. Sports teams. Celebs. Blah Blah Blah.

 

Heroes Don’t Piss on Anyone


I received the news a few hours ago about the footage of our soldiers pissing all over the dead Taliban members. Since that time I’ve heard some pretty dumb thoughts from people trying to excuse what the soldiers did. I’ve heard, “War is hell.” A couple guys saying, “How many times have you been in war? You don’t know what it’s like!” So on and so forth.

That’s all bullshit! Guess what? These soldiers become role models right when they put that uniform on! Don’t hand me that stupid fucking line, “That is why our boys are still over there. They have to fight like role models and not like soldiers!” If that is the case, tell the public then to stop holding our soldiers up like they are some kind of role models/heroes! If they need to be heartless killing machines to win a war, maybe we should stop sending out mass emails with “Pray for our soldiers” in the topic section. Stop lighting Christmas candles on Facebook for them. Stop showing the “Surprise Homecomings” when a soldier pulls off the Santa disguise and tears roll down his family’s face as they see their father and husband….or is it a killing machine? After today, I’m not sure what would be correct.

These men and women in uniform are role models whether they like it or not. They are representing America. If they do not want to be held up as role models/heroes, then don’t enlist. They were not drafted. They volunteered. How quickly we will condemn an athlete who might get caught up in the moment and spit on another player or make an obscene gesture on TV. Yet defend a soldier standing over another dead human being as he pisses all over them, looks at the person recording and says, “You’re recording this right?” We also hear another soldier say, “Hope you’re having a great morning guys” as him and his fellow American soldiers laugh and continue to urinate on the bloody corpses.

Now I have also heard, “These soldiers don’t represent all soldiers!” This I know for sure. But to just say that and think it is enough is foolish and irresponsible.

 

This here. This is bravery. I'd like to say the man capable of this, would not be capable of urinating on the bloody corpse of an enemy soldier.

 

 

 

 

When Libertarians Say The Things They Say…


When libertarians say the things they say…and believe the things they believe…it all goes back to these two guys working them like puppets.

Unicorns, smurfs, and free blowjobs are more based in reality than libertarianism. 

Wake up dummies. You’re being played.

 

LEE CAMP “Live Comedy Performance at Occupy Wall Street”


 
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Posted by on October 4, 2011 in Labor, middle class, oil, war

 

Why The Progressives Will Always Lose


  Recently I learned a lesson. I learned that the progressives in media either don’t know how to win or do not even want to win. That is the only way I can explain it. With all that is happening right out in the public for all to see….yet the left can not even take advantage of it. As the right-wing echo chamber whips up their base to support the demonizing of public workers. Such as teachers, firemen, cops and postal workers. As the right works up their base to actually cheer for the death penalty and boo a soldier because he is gay. As social security is painted as a lie. As corporations lay off thousands and CEOs rake in record profits…..the right’s base defends them. Defends the corporation and demonizes cops and teachers? How in the hell did this happen. How did a group of people who once slammed the President for not supporting the troops by wearing a flag pin on his lapel all of a sudden feel cozy and secure to jeer a soldier serving in Iraq? As all of those are going down, the progressives still fail to connect with a public who is stretched financially to the max and on the brink of a mental breakdown. How does this happen?

  Well, it is easy. The right gives talking points. They echo chamber the shit out of them. They spend one minute cherry picking facts that support their agenda and spend the next 59 minutes hammering the talking points home. Repeating them.”Job creators this….risk takers that” “Fight them there,so we don’t have to fight them here” “Jobs are leaving because of taxes” ” Unions are killing this country…Union thug this…union thug that” And so on and so on. They will pick a small handful of things to work the base up into a frenzy so the base will then spread the word and do all the work for them. It is basic. It is easy. They play offense and ignore completely the defense. Reason being…the defense is non existent. For if they laid out all the facts it would disprove their agenda.

 Now what the left does, what the left does is much different. The left is very cerebral. The left likes to see a problem and pick it apart.Never going on the offense. Never trying to get the public on their side. Rather they run around like educated meth heads. From one topic to the next. Always trying to inform and be rational. Problem is, that only appeals to their base. The general public can not and will not sit through a fact-finding mission. The public can only deal with quick hits. Small nuggets of information and things they can relate to. The public can not sit through a whole disertion of how our foreign policy is the root of all our wars, etc etc. The public wants something they can relate to and stew over. The public likes to watch offense. Not defense. The public can’t see they have skin in the game when you bore the shit out of them with too many facts. The key is to grab their attention…then drop the knowledge. The left does half of this. The facts are all their to back up what they are saying. Problem is most tune out. Most are zoning out. If you can not grab their attention qucikly…they are moving on.

 Now the way I always approach the right wing is like this: It is in two parts. Why are they doing this? Why are they getting away with doing this? Now I have said in the past that it all goes back to the unions. All of it.Then I get accused of only thinking that way because I am a union member. That is bullshit. For anyone to not see the connection between what is going on now and unions is either kidding themselves or just stupid. If the left would only see it all goes back to unions and actually attempt to save them and galvanize the base and others…the fight would be over. But they seem to not get it or not really care. It has to be one or the other. Perhaps a combination of both? Maybe.

 When did the draft end. In the early 70′s. When did the attack on unions begin? Early 80′s. Why would the attack on unions begin in the 80′s? Simple. It was a time when corporations were really starting to get their hooks in this country. When deregulation was just starting. When Wall Street and the military industrial complex really took off. So what is the unions connection to this? First thing is unions protect workers rights and make it so they have a voice. Makes it so a group of employees making middle class wages can stand up to a billion dollar corporation. The unions ensure that the employees come first. Safety. Health. Safety, health and security before the mighty bidding of the corporation. Unions choose people over profits. Because in the long run, profits over people is not sustainable. It is for the very rich and powerful. They will always be paid. But the workers. The customers. All expendable. On the other hand, people over profits is beneficially really for everyone. All parties involved.Very sustainable. Because if employees across the board have good paying jobs and security, they will then have the means to buy other products. The middle class will thrive. The economy will thrive. But if the economy thrives it is not good for all. It is not good for corporations real agenda. It is not good for Wall Street either. Or the military industrial complex. If people have well paying jobs why would they have the need to stretch themselves to the breaking point with constant loans. If households were making enough from a single 40 hour work week income that would mean one parent would be home to check up on the kids. Make sure the home work was finished. Ensure that the PUBLIC schools were strong because who would complain about their tax dollars funding good schools. If everyone had a secure, well paying job, why would anyone enlist in armed services. Now granted, some would. But numbers also show that a majority enlist now for school grants or lack of employment opportunities.

 So it does go back to unions.Jobs are easily outsourced and cut when no union presence. Fact. When jobs are scarce and no opportunity for a stable future….people will do the following: Take out loans in hopes things get better. Enlist in the armed services. Take what ever they can get and just be happy they have a job…even if it is a low paying job with no benefits and dangerous conditions. Or they will turn to crime. All things that will feed the right-wing agenda. Banks and Wall Street. Military Industrial complex and a terrible foreign policy. And privatization of all things that once were public. Jails. Police. Fire. Schools. So again I will state: IT ALL GOES BACK TO UNIONS.

  Unions are the last defense. The only thing out there that can have the guy making minimum wage stand shoulder to shoulder with the teacher, the fireman, the police officer, the construction worker, the truck driver…the only thing that can make all these people have a voice so loud that it will drown out the noise that corporations and the military industrial complex makes. However that voice has never been so faint. So faint that it will make the masses turn on themselves. Not in class warfare. Rather in class cannibalism. With out unions all of what I have said will come to fruition. The corporations will continue to plunder and outsource. Continue to under pay and over work their employees. The Banks will continue to gouge the middle class with high interest loans and penalties. Wall Street will continue to gamble with retirements and create more bubbles. The military industrial complex will be ensured a healthy crop of willing soldiers to do the bidding of the failed foreign policies. All of this will happen if the unions are destroyed.

 

Was Ronald Reagan Tough On Terrorism?


I think the answer is no. After this Reagan retaliated by leaving. No surprise. After all, to secure hostages he gave weapons to terrorists. To battle an already crumbling Soviet Union he continued to funnel money and weapons to bin Laden and his cohorts.

So when I hear the neo cons say we need to embrace the principles laid forth by Ronald Reagan, I wonder what part. The cut and run? The fund and arm the terrorists? The amnesty of millions of illegal aliens?  The raising of taxes eleven times? Who knows? 

 

crap4face’s food4brain: Soldiers Charged For Bags; I Give Breitbart Props; Palin E mails & more!


Seems some soldiers were charged $2,800 in extra bag fees. Everyone is pretty much outraged. Not me. Why should they get special treatment. Same goes for those soldiers who are crying about their houses being foreclosed on. Get over it! Times are tough Sparky. Time to pay your fair share.

Who is going to pay for that extra baggage if not you? Who is going to pay for that back mortgage and late fees? You soldiers have the life. You volunteered for this. It used to be the only thing that could keep you out of the military was if you were gay. Not any more. Now they let anyone in. Anyone is free to get a free gun, free housing, free food, see exotic lands. Pretty much live the life. Oh yeah, free health care too. All from the government’s teet. Which in turn means from our teet. We pay for it. So why should they get discounts and exceptions on bills we all pay? We need to let the private sector handle their own business. Stop putting capitalism in the hands of the government. This outrage over capitalistic virtues like paying for luggage and mortgages is very disturbing. This is not my America. In my America everyone pays their own way. Even baby killers. So I say stop bailing out the soldiers. We are all sacrificing in the private sector. It is time for you lazy government volunteers to sacrifice as well.

 

Great. Sarah palin’s e mails have been released. Now I can read her thesaurus like verbage spit out over the internet. Great quotes such as, ” He is a very good, fine, fantastic man” Or “brave, courageous soldiers, fighting for my, yours, our freedoms, in this great land, home, of America, by the people, for the people, about the people, for which, without said people, humans, we would not be possible.”

I just can’t wait for all this vital info to pour out. I just pray it doesn’t over shadow all this talk about jewish cocks. I so do love jewish cock talk. Maybe we can talk Palin e mails in the day time. Jew cock at night. Boy I hope so!

The Jew Cock Bus Tour. For those sick of following around the Alasakan Cunt Tour Bus.

 I find it hilarious when people run down unions and their workers in front of me. I then clue them in on me being a union member. Quickly it changes to, “No. Not you. I know you work hard. I’m talking about the other ones being lazy.”

Just now, a black guy reading this just said, “Aint that some shit?” Soon after, a white guy reading this just said, ” Blacks don’t read.”  

 

 

I am growing tired of people putting down Andrew Breitbart. I have to applaud him. He just may be a hack who edits and crops. But he is also making people, for the first time, in a long time, check and double check stories. So congrats Andrew. You are making journalists act accordingly…somewhat. Like I told you before. You sir have been rewarded. Rewarded for crying wolf over and over again, now one finally showed up. With a raging boner and shaved chest. Hats off Mr. Breitbart. Honestly. Good job.

 

don't forget 2 follow me on twitter @crap4face. Contact me at crap4facepolitics@gmail.com

 

 

food4brain 5/9/11: Cheney lies again; Military should have to buy American; Obama to ban Easter?; Unionize!


Cheney says Obama is prosecuting CIA Agents…<a href="http://

    tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/john_durham/” alt=”No. No he isn’t “>No. No he isn’t

    Military gets an allowance to buy their own sneakers…they should buy American. Buy American

    A crazy guy who rejoices when abortion doctor is killed, says Obama is going to ban Easter. Wing Nut

    Good to see people getting informed. Unions help all Americans! Awesomeness

     

Just Read The Comments: Fox Nation reports that Obama swapped a “secret note” to a general;The Blaze reports on Church burning & abortions;Breitbart’s minions rage on Obama killing bin Laden


 

Fox Nation is saying that they have footage of a “secret note” being passed between President Obama and a General. Fox News Reports and decides for you.

Just have to sit back and do a shot just to stomach these narrow minded, uneducated comments from The Blaze.  I think it is safe to say that they don’t heart muslims.

Abortion is a hot button topic. Behold the flame war unleashed over at the Blaze. They love the race baiting.

Wow. Obama goes on 60 Minutes. It takes minutes for Breitbart’s followers to trash him for killing bin Laden. This still baffles me. This piece shows my frustration.

 
 
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